seven seconds away, i'll be waiting

And when a child is born into this worldIt has no conceptOf the tone of the skin he's living inAnd there's a million voicesAnd there's a million voicesTo tell you what she should be thinkingSo you better sober up for just a second

Rin Du

leaving one's past behind and spend one's entire life 'longing' for it

Delicious Journeys Thru America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presnce of a Gay Foreignr in a Mesh Tshirt

pay no intention to the man behind the curtain

ENGINEERING BOYFRIEND...

This is a complimentary article that I've bump into over the net in which I find it pretty "esteem-boosting" and enlightening [not to mention tremendously amusing and interesting] for many of the male engineering population out there.Hope this article will lighten up ya upcoming stressful days! Viva la engineering-may dis be good motivation!~

Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn to promote yourself - convince them that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'.

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three
distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer
probably has a respectable, stable job that
gives him a high income to own a car, invest,
have a comfortable life, and get married and buy
a house too. Law graduates are still working as
a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most
management graduates have just failed on their
first business plan, the arts graduate is still
looking for a job, and the medical school
graduate is still living in a hospital. ---

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and effort to
understand you. Engineers strain really really
hard to understand their work. You can believe
that they will try really really hard to
understand women too, just like how they
understand their work, once they believe that
you are the one. So even if they don't
understand you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep
you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's
worth of happiness.) And once they find out the
secret formula, they will just keep on repeating
it so that the desired results appear. Unlike
the Lawyer who will argue with you, the
Management graduate who will try to control your
spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change
major', and the medical school graduate who will
operate on you. And you know what, it's really
so easy to make engineers believe that you are
the 'one'. Say that you like one of their
projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

Advantage 3:

An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with
the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie
about everything, management graduates will
cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt,
and you probably just look like another cadaver
to the medical school graduate. Your engineer
boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair,
and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to
you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend
that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep
on trying to understand and please
you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to
lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an
engineer for you boyfriend!

WHAT BABY ARE YOU?????

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time torecover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balanceyour personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honestand loyal. Determined to reach goals. Lovesfreedom. Rebellious when restricted. Lovesaggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friendsbut rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someonenew and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy andreserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generousand sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle upfeelings. Observant and assesses others.If yourepost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet yournew love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind andsympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Doeswork well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to lookfor information. Able to cheer everyone up and/ormake them laugh. Able to motivate oneself andothers. Understanding. Fun to be around.Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure andtravelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If yourepost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eyewill introduce themselves and you will realize thatyou are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed andhighly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves todream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Lovesliterature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislikebeing at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in thenext 5 minutes, you will become close to someoneyou do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You've got the best personality and are anabsolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirtand more than likely have an a very attractivepartner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likelythat you have a massive record collection. Youhave a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days youwill meet someone that may possibly becomeone of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and tobe understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easilyconsoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitiveand forms impressions carefully. Caring andloving. Treats others equally. Strong sense ofsympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges peoplethrough observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broodsabout the past and the old friends. Waits forfriends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressiveunless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurtbut takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days.

AUGUST BABY

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds onattention. no self control. kind hearted. selfconfident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hatesnot being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld orrestricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your lifesometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tendsto regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you havemany friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivatesoneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5mins, someone very close to you will become madat you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physicalbeauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angryoften. Treats friends importantly. Brave andfearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt butrecovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest ANDsexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you willnot meet the love of your life for 10 year

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towardsyour inner and outer beauty and independentpersonality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new peopleeasily and very social in a group. Fearless andindependent. Can hold their own. Stands out in acrowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, thegreatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,hold on to them because their one of a kind. repostin 5 mins & you will excel in a major event comingup sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means ur the most good-lookingperson possible... better than all of these othermonths! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitivein everything. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily influenced bykindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots ofideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves tojoke. Good debating skills. Has that someonealways on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind ofperson. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to gettingcolds. loves music.

Do u really smart...

OKAY YOU SMART GUYS OUT THERE, FIGURE THIS ONE OUT . . . . "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honours the servant and has forgotten the gift." -A. Einstein

This has to be the best illusion ever created.


If you look at the above images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Ms.Calm is on the right.Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO, they switch places!!It is said this illusion was created by Phillippe G.Schyns and Aude Oliva of the University of Glasgow . Does this prove that we sometimes may not be seeing what's actually there?

MANA SATUKAH ANDA???

Tak jujur : Orang yang kentut dan salahkan orang lain
Bengong : Orang yang tahan kentut berjam-jam
Yakin Dengan Diri : Orang yang kentut dengan lantang
Sadis : Orang yang kentut dalam selimut dan kibaskan baunya
Strategik : Orang yg sembunyikan bau kentut dangan ketawa dangan kuat
Misterius : Orang yg kentut tapi tidak dapat dikesan
Gugup : Kentut apabila disergah
Periang : Kentut pelan-pelan selepas itu senyum sorang-sorang

so??mana satu adalah anda??jangan tipu-tipu eh..sure ada salah satu..

JANGAN BENCI KUCING..

Jangan Benci Kucing tau

Budin seorang yang amat benci pada kucing, entah apa silap yang telah dibuat oleh kucing padanya tiada siapa yang tahu.
Walaupun begitu, jodoh pertemuan sememangnya ketentuan Ilahi, Budin bertemu jodoh dengan Gayah yang sememangnya amat suka dan cinta pada kucing. Bukan itu sahaja, sebelum berkahwin dengan Budin, Gayah sudah sedia ada membela seekor kucing siam.
Maka dari hari ke hari, bertambah benci dan meluatlah Budin pada kucing terutama si Tompok, kucing siam peliharaan isterinya. Apa tidaknya, Gayah lebih memberi tumpuan kepada si Tompok dalam kehidupan sehari-hariannya.
Hal ini membuatkan Budin beranggapan, Gayah lebih sayang si Tompok berbanding dengan dirinya.
Akibat tidak mahu terus tertekan dengan keadaan ini, Budin membuat rancangan untuk mengusir si Tompok dari hidupnya dan hidup isterinya, Gayah. Maka, bermulalah dengan rancangan jahat Budin.
Pucuk dicita ulam yang mendatang, ketika isterinya sedang asyik mandi , Budin dengan tanpa segan silunya telah menangkap si Tompok, disumbat dalam karung beras Mehsuri. Tanpa berlengah terus merempit motor kapcainya sehingga jauh dari rumahnya , lebih kurang 10 km lalu dihumbanlah si Tompok tanpa belas kasihan. Dengan hati gembira, baliklah dia ke rumah dengan siulan mengikut rentak lagu Cindai nyanyian Siti Nurhaliza.
Tapi, kegembiraan hanyalah sementara bila tiba di rumah si Tompok dengan sombong bongkaknya melanggok depan pintu lagaknya menyambut kepulangan Budin. Sakitnya hati Budin tak dapat digambarkan.
Besoknya, Budin meneruskan rancangan jahatnya. Kali ini lebih jauh dibawa si Tompok, 20 km dari rumahnya. Tetapi seperti semalam Tompok berjaya mendahuluinya pulang ke rumah. Budin tidak putus asa begitu sahaja, alang-alang peluk pekasam, biar habis basah sampai ke pangkal lenggan.
Maka nekadlah Budin, kali ini dia bukan sahaja hendak buang Tompok lagi jauh tapi dibawanya Tompok pusing-pusing dahulu. Habis semual jalan ditempuh, sekijap ke kiri, sikijap ke kanan, yang lurus, yang bengkok, segala kona, segala selekoh habis dirempitnya dan akhirnya si Tompok dibuang begitu sahaja.
Selang berapa minit kemudian, Budin menelefon Gayah.
Budin: Ayang, Tompok ada kat dalam rumah tak, tanya Budin dengan penuh suspen lagi berdebar-debar. ..
Gayah: Ada, ada dekat depan pintu tu ha, Kenapa? tanya Gayah keheranan.
Budin: Panggil dia! herdik Budin dengan nada yang tinggi...
Gayah: Kenapa? tanya Gayah lagi.
Budin. Aku nak tanya dia, bagaimana nak balik ke rumah. Aku sesat ni.

Bobrok...

Prihatinkah anak marhaen?

Sedarkah anak remaja?

Suasana kelang kelibut

Bagai ombak dipukul ribut

Menghempas kedamaian dan kestabilan

Menginjak-injak lantai demokrasi



Benarkah demokrasi?

Atau ia autokrasi yang korupsi

melelehkan air liur basi

menggigit rakus kehormatan ibu pertiwi

melapah merobek menusuk

menjahanamkan bumi sendiri



Aku sedar aku lena

Sedar dengan apa yang berlaku

kemusnahan ketamakan kebobrokan

Lena dalam hedonisme yang dijaja

kelesuan kealpaan terpana

Namun, apa kuasa yang aku ada?





"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof" - V

Idiotique

one man claimed me as being complex and another accused that i tried to 'psychology' him

one phrase

HELL WITH YOU BOTH!!!

Lonely People

we are two lonely people who have 'found' one another.

:: KeSEPIan ?? ::

:: Kesepiankah orang ini ?? ::

** Bisikku pada bulan,

kembalikan temankukekasihku,

Syurgaku,
Tanpa dia malam menemaniku,

Sepi memelukku
Bulan jangan biar siang biar alam ini kelam,

Biar ia sepi sepertiku **

Life's an awfully lonesome affair

What is life? A frenzy. What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a fiction. And the greatest good is trivial; for all life is a dream and all dreams are dreams.

http://www.sepithemovie.com/index2.html

So What the f*&% have you done lately?

Damn!
My..oh my..what this film did is what wachowski brothers the matrix failed to do in that stupid, silly 3rd installment and they called him Quentin Tarantino of Rusian mafia huh? Timur Bekmamtov is always intrique me, pique me and finally to have him in mat saleh pilem!! Damn.
Full of bloodshed and the impact of bullet in one head that goes…”wushhhhhhhhhh…PUUUMM”

this is male movie?? Lemme tell u this..my female bum is vibrating will all the bullet and the blood spilling and the bloodshed and the chaos and the rats all boiled into one seat of Q03

(Yeaaaaaaahhh..thanks ikhwan for the best ever seat that i ever had in my whole movie life experiance...big screen with sliding body position)

So what the f*&% have you done lately? Be one of those "Wanted"..of coz!

are you scared yet?

which one will u take?
Guillermo del Toro of 'Pan's Labyrinth' kind of style..sort of

or the so called Asian extreme cinema of Long Khong

and what will u say for sumone who has a knack for that kind of stuff?

scare me and i will show u how deep the rabbit's hole goes

creep

I thought it was you

but no, it is your ghost

i dont miss you

its your ghost that i miss

you will die

but your ghost

will live and haunts me

in the end..

it's only your Ghost and Me

Hurmmm rasakan...

Ni laaa akibatnya...

Memang gila... Sampai 78 sen naik nya...

Tak tahu la aku nak kata banyak camne. Dah agak benda ni mesti jadi punya...

musim cuti sek musim kenduri

25hb mei,kawan serumah dh selamat melangsungkan perkahwinan...musim2 cuti sekolah ni memang ramai la geng2 kat uitm dulu yg bakal mengakhiri zaman bujang.tapi memandangkan ekonomi agak merudum,hanya ucapan tahniah jer la yg mampu ku kirimkan melalui sms.yg mana kosnya hanyalah rm0.20 (selain maxis)..hehehe

proud member of puteri umno

meks dah mengaffliatekan diri meks dalam pertubuhan kebanggaan meks..sekarang meks akan ada banyak aktiviti dengan ahli putera..aaaauuuwww..meks takan sepi dah lepas ni!!
aktiviti kedatinan or kebatinan?..eeyeewww, rempitan dan kepolitian akan memenuhi hujung minggu meks...

plus meks akan ada excuse to wear pink all time all day all year... how sinful

meks sukerrrrrrrrrrrr aaarrrrrrr...wakakakakakakakakkakakaka*ntah nape meks gelak terguling2*

Apa yang ku rasa...

"Bosan tak tau nak kuar pi mana. Mood nak kuar pun takde. Arghhh!!! kemas rumah kendian memasak je laaa...."

Hurmmm ni la hasilnya... Ikan tiga rasa...

jalan2 pusing island...

hehehehe...tak ingat tarikh ni bila, tapi kita telah berjaya menawan island dengan memulakan perjalanan seawal 11 pagi dan berakhir pada pukul 7.30 malam,destinasi pertama g melawat arkib P.Ramlee,pastu singgah kat masjid kapitan kelling,pastu g padang kota lama,pastu singgah menjamu selera kat nasi kandar line clear, pastu behenti menunaikan kewajipan jap, pastu sambung g batu feringgi,pastu taman rama2,pastu taman rimba,n balik ikot balik pulau.singgah menjamu selere lagi kat laksa janggus n mengakhiri perjalanan dgn membeli belah di tesco besor.ahaks.. misi belum berakhir lagi kerana lepas ni akan menjejaki lebih byk tempat menarik yang ada kat pulau pinang .. thanks buat abg ikhwan n nana kerana sudi menemani ku berjalan-jalan di saat kebosanan mencapai tahap paling maksimum...

Olen Manja

Olen manja baru diadopt oleh saya. Dia sangat manja lah. Anda boleh bermain dengan dia dengan hanya menggerakkan cursor kesana sini dan dia akan mengejar anda. Anda boleh bermain dengan Olen sampai letih.. Dia atau anda yang letih itu saya tidak pasti. Hiks!
Anda juga boleh beri dia makan dengan click More. Harap maklum, Olen tidak mengikuti sebarang plan diet. Jadi feed her with no risk.
Tenkiu.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Gangguanmu..

In conjunction with email yang mengatakan kita bakal berdepan dengan gangguan elektrik di pejabat dari 9.30 pagi nanti.. disini saya awal2 lagi telah menyediakan lirik lagu yang bersesuaian, sekiranya ada sape2 yang berminat untuk join konsert mini saya, sila la hafal lagu berkenaan. Lagu ini juga boleh digunapakai bila2 masa kita menghadapi blackout lagi nanti.



Gelap suasana..
Sunyi mungkin ku rasa
Namun kesal tiada
Terasa di jiwa

Gelap suasana
Sepi mungkin ku rasa
Tiada pancaran menyerlah
Dari sinaran komputer

Korus:

Namun gangguan muuuuuuuu
Tidak ku resahhhhhhh
Rasa gelisahhhhhh
Bila kau tiadaaa
Kerna gangguan muuuuuuuuuu
Buatku rianggggg
Rasa cemerlangggg
Tak curii tulanggggg



Terima kaseyyyyy

Lirik: Bunny
Tajuk: Gangguanmu (letrik)
Lagu: To be decided (ingat nak bagi Ajai & dinyanyikan oleh Faizal Tahir)

the star is born and her name is sendut..hahahah

eagle soar again

dalam perjalanan balik di tiga perhentian, sendut naik eagle yang sama, di tempat yang sama. Dejavu meks!
Selalu sendut dapat kerusi tepi tingkap, kalini sendut dapat kerusi tepi pintu.
Kerusi sendut tu really intriquing...kerusi tepi pintu utk sorang, areanya panjaaaaaannnggg..sendut sepi tiada teman berduet.

Plus kat pintu tulis "To be pull on emergency and slide yourself down"

Maybe kalo sendut nak angin segar lebih sikit, sendut boleh cuba pull and parachute myself down!

Tapi sendut tak cuba pun.

SepiSiSendut

sendut jalan2 ke kota, sambe praktis loghat kelantan hasil interaksi sendut dengan beberapa cik yang molek2, sendut sendirian seperti biasa, stroll di kota dengan selesa, tetiba, sendut terpikat engan sebijik delima merah, inya adalah yg merah, antara yg paling merah.

sendut jugak tgk org tengah pasang pentanda pasar, dalam bacaan sendut meneleng kepala, petanda hadiah dari tokey jepang terkenal,malangnya takde nombor telepon si jepang utk dihubungi, sendut cadang mau meminta satu pentanda utk sendut di"erected"kan di tengah2 pasar..Why?..Yeahh Why Not...then sendut ukir "Anis Was Here..Go Figure"

It will be smashing

eagle landing di kelantan

sendut dok bilik kapchai tapi paling penting tak berhantu, malam sendut bukak lampu and bukak mata, standby kalo ada hantu

kalo ada, sendut nak tanya tempat nasi kerabu paling sedap dan paling dihantui

malangnya,

malam tiada hantu kerabu

pemandangan dari kapaiterbang yang dipandu oleh sendut

pemandangan dari kapaiterbang yang dipandu oleh sendut

Hidupan liar pupus, manusia liar merakusss...

Hidupan liar pupus, pelancong merosot

Apr 21, 08 1:01pm

Kepupusan hidupan liar boleh menjejaskan imej negara dan mengurangkan kedatangan pelancong asing tetapi kerajaan tidak menguatkuasakannya dengan serius bagi menghalang kemusnahannya, kata Persatuan Pencinta Alam Malaysia (MNS). (lagi berita lanjut...)

Well, apa yang boleh wa kata. Manusia liar sedang merakus, menonggang-terbalikkan dunia yang diduduki yang sepatutnya dijaga sebagai amanah dari Yang Esa. Tapi dek kerakusan, habis semua diratah tanpa belas kasihan. Hutan dirogol dan ditelanjangkan dengan semangatnya untuk mendapat habuan. Wa "hangin" la macam ni. Nanti sampai satu masa anak cucu wa kenal harimau belang ikut gambar jer. Ntah-ntah rupa harimau pun tak tau, diingatnya kecik macam kucing ke, ada tanduk macam kambing ke, leher panjang macam unta ke. Adoi la!!! Hello pihak yang berkuasa!!! Sedar la diri tu sikit. Jangan asyik nak isi tembolok yang dah besar membukit. Tak takut ke rezeki haram nak bagi kat cucu cicit??!!! >:-(