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ENGINEERING BOYFRIEND...

This is a complimentary article that I've bump into over the net in which I find it pretty "esteem-boosting" and enlightening [not to mention tremendously amusing and interesting] for many of the male engineering population out there.Hope this article will lighten up ya upcoming stressful days! Viva la engineering-may dis be good motivation!~

Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn to promote yourself - convince them that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'.

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three
distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer
probably has a respectable, stable job that
gives him a high income to own a car, invest,
have a comfortable life, and get married and buy
a house too. Law graduates are still working as
a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most
management graduates have just failed on their
first business plan, the arts graduate is still
looking for a job, and the medical school
graduate is still living in a hospital. ---

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and effort to
understand you. Engineers strain really really
hard to understand their work. You can believe
that they will try really really hard to
understand women too, just like how they
understand their work, once they believe that
you are the one. So even if they don't
understand you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep
you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's
worth of happiness.) And once they find out the
secret formula, they will just keep on repeating
it so that the desired results appear. Unlike
the Lawyer who will argue with you, the
Management graduate who will try to control your
spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change
major', and the medical school graduate who will
operate on you. And you know what, it's really
so easy to make engineers believe that you are
the 'one'. Say that you like one of their
projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

Advantage 3:

An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with
the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie
about everything, management graduates will
cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt,
and you probably just look like another cadaver
to the medical school graduate. Your engineer
boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair,
and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to
you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend
that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep
on trying to understand and please
you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to
lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an
engineer for you boyfriend!

WHAT BABY ARE YOU?????

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time torecover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balanceyour personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honestand loyal. Determined to reach goals. Lovesfreedom. Rebellious when restricted. Lovesaggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friendsbut rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someonenew and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy andreserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generousand sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle upfeelings. Observant and assesses others.If yourepost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet yournew love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind andsympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Doeswork well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to lookfor information. Able to cheer everyone up and/ormake them laugh. Able to motivate oneself andothers. Understanding. Fun to be around.Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure andtravelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If yourepost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eyewill introduce themselves and you will realize thatyou are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed andhighly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves todream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Lovesliterature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislikebeing at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in thenext 5 minutes, you will become close to someoneyou do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You've got the best personality and are anabsolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirtand more than likely have an a very attractivepartner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likelythat you have a massive record collection. Youhave a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days youwill meet someone that may possibly becomeone of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and tobe understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easilyconsoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitiveand forms impressions carefully. Caring andloving. Treats others equally. Strong sense ofsympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges peoplethrough observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broodsabout the past and the old friends. Waits forfriends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressiveunless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurtbut takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days.

AUGUST BABY

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds onattention. no self control. kind hearted. selfconfident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hatesnot being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld orrestricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your lifesometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tendsto regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you havemany friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivatesoneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5mins, someone very close to you will become madat you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physicalbeauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angryoften. Treats friends importantly. Brave andfearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt butrecovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest ANDsexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you willnot meet the love of your life for 10 year

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towardsyour inner and outer beauty and independentpersonality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new peopleeasily and very social in a group. Fearless andindependent. Can hold their own. Stands out in acrowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, thegreatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,hold on to them because their one of a kind. repostin 5 mins & you will excel in a major event comingup sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means ur the most good-lookingperson possible... better than all of these othermonths! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitivein everything. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily influenced bykindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots ofideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves tojoke. Good debating skills. Has that someonealways on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind ofperson. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to gettingcolds. loves music.

Do u really smart...

OKAY YOU SMART GUYS OUT THERE, FIGURE THIS ONE OUT . . . . "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honours the servant and has forgotten the gift." -A. Einstein

This has to be the best illusion ever created.


If you look at the above images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Ms.Calm is on the right.Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO, they switch places!!It is said this illusion was created by Phillippe G.Schyns and Aude Oliva of the University of Glasgow . Does this prove that we sometimes may not be seeing what's actually there?

MANA SATUKAH ANDA???

Tak jujur : Orang yang kentut dan salahkan orang lain
Bengong : Orang yang tahan kentut berjam-jam
Yakin Dengan Diri : Orang yang kentut dengan lantang
Sadis : Orang yang kentut dalam selimut dan kibaskan baunya
Strategik : Orang yg sembunyikan bau kentut dangan ketawa dangan kuat
Misterius : Orang yg kentut tapi tidak dapat dikesan
Gugup : Kentut apabila disergah
Periang : Kentut pelan-pelan selepas itu senyum sorang-sorang

so??mana satu adalah anda??jangan tipu-tipu eh..sure ada salah satu..